Author Archives: Johnny Bravo

¡Feliz año nuevo!.

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Happy New Year folks! I trust this finds you in finest New Year form. Surrounded by outrageously loud reggaeton music, fireworks that resemble a warzone and people wearing yellow undies (non-visible), I quickly scribble this blog for you. A time when one reflects on the past and dreams of the future. Busy week: Back to… Continue Reading


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Good morning folks I trust this finds you all in finest pre-festive form. Here is a wrap-up of a contender for most-bonkers-week-of-my-life award. I had one day a few weeks back, when I thought “I’m up-to-date with everything”. It lasted less than a day (when I realised I wasn’t actually up-to-date but I had just… Continue Reading


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Good morning folks I trust this finds you in tiptop form and that you had an awesome weekend. Here is the weekly wrap-up of news, moans and goings-on from Limalandia. Papa Noel is on his way, but it never feels super-Christmassy when you’re sweating your proverbials off. I have a feeling the “sudden” arrival of… Continue Reading

Pills, bills and bellyache…

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Good morning folks I trust you had a superb weekend and this finds you in sterling form. Here is your weekly wrap-up of nonsense and locura from Limalandia. Ranty angst warning! Sat here typing this with a blinding migraine (not a hangover) and gurgling guts contemplating murdering a salsa band blaring, it is 9am! (Still… Continue Reading

Big neet oot…

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Good morning folks I trust you had a mighty fine weekend and that this finds you in tiptop form. Here is your weekly round-up from the city that never sleeps (or neighbours that don’t let you sleep)… Has Mark Hamill been on the sauce, or has the late, great Oliver Reed been reincarnated? To the… Continue Reading